so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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