hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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