apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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