yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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