i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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