Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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