I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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