Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She even gives head with a lisp.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
