I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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