well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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