At least make sure they are 18
Why
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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