Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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