i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Shame is for Republicans.
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