question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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