did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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