chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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