She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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