Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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