You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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