marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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