Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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