I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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