Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
