Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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