Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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