i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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