Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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