Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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