They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize
