He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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