He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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