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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Sext me about skeletons
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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