So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
