Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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