Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
