can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Panties = found
Randomize
