And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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