the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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