I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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