i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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