Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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