I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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