I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
