and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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