I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
