So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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