Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I wish you could order shots online.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Randomize
