we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
