Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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