So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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