where am i from again
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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