I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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