Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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