so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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