Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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